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three recent funny “zombie” quotes

November 13, 2014

Chicago Pride: “Bitter Old Queen: Sodomite Semen” by Sukie de la Croix:

thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.

The American Spectator: “Nancy Pelosi Blames Midterm Losses on Ebola” by Emily Zanotti:

should a zombie apocalypse befall the Western hemisphere, we’re better off assuming that the CDC will be the first to infect themselves

Canada Free Press: “You’re not in sovereign freedom any more. Get the picture?” by Judi McLeod:

Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary.

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