Florida: “An act relating to the zombie apocalypse”
HuffingtonPost: “Here’s A Zombie Apocalypse Amendment That Actually Makes Sense” by Janie Campbell:
seven words proposed by state Senator Dwight Bullard (D-Cutler Bay) have been filed to make a point
An act relating to the zombie apocalypse
Somewhat ironically, Florida State Senator Bullard tweeted in the morning:
Save the pomp let’s pass some bills!! I respect all my fellow Senators, but Floridians are in need of action on real issues.
So then he filed this that night… because of course, zombies are real!
I agree with what Janie Campbell wrote:
Finally, the undead amendment we always wanted! And yes, we’re getting it framed, too.
In fact, everyone should get it framed! Here, buy it on Cafepress? If not the framed print, maybe a T-shirt or a Beach towel or playing cards?
I’ve set the pricing tier to “low” but unfortunately the Cafepress prices are not that low. So, I think I’ll just print out a copy of the proposed amendment and tape it to my wall.