Retiring police dog named ‘Zombie’
“Police dogs lauded as they enter retirement” by Melissa Powell:
Zombie, an 8-year-old Dutch shepherd with the Blacksburg Police Department … Officer Jason Blackburn, who was Zombie’s handler
Is that really his name, Officer Blackburn of the Blacksburg P.D., really?!
Also, recently, “Where have all the dogs gone?” by Ian McInnes:
I haven’t seen animals go zombie.
And of course, how could we talk about dogs without mentioning zombie poop;
WHY DON’T ZOMBIES POOP? Or do number ones for that matter.
I expect Officer Blackburn can attest otherwise.