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Canadian International Zombie Strategy

February 15, 2013

Zombie Apocalypse Becomes Point of Debate … With the Canadian Government?!? (VIDEO)” by Jenny Erikson :

Winnipeg Parliament member Pat Martin asked Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird what the government was doing to prepare for an invasion of walkers. And not just of Canada! Martin says, “I don’t need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don’t recognize borders. Zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic if it’s not contained.”

Martin continues, “On behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, I want to ask the minister of foreign affairs, is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?”


John Baird, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, plays along by responding, “Mr. Speaker, I want to assure this member and all Canadians that I am dead-i-cated to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this prime minister, Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies. Ever!”

This reminds me of the Australian Prime Minister’s zombie statement and also of the many other Canadian Zombies and particular in Canada’s WW2 history.

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