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Zombie Bank Robbers

November 13, 2012

“Zombies Rob Bank” by Greg Howard in Village Voice;

On Saturday, October 27, two men walked into a Capital One Bank at Ovington Avenue and Fifth Avenue in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn just after 2 p.m. … They were both wearing blue latex gloves, and they both carried handguns. And, they were wearing zombie masks.

some bank robbers are bad at robbing banks. On the Saturday before Halloween, the day that millions of young adults around the world were dressed in costumes–many of them, in fact, wearing street clothes while hiding their faces under assorted lame masks–our zombies left their eventual getaway vehicle, a silver four-door sedan, with their masks off, and walked up to the bank with their blue latex gloves on.

If these “zombies looks familiar, call NYPD Crimestoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS.”

And for you young, aspiring delinquents out there, let this be a lesson: if you’re planning on using a mask to rob a bank, it’s generally a good idea to actually wear the mask.

Recall unrelated, previous ZombieLaw posts about Zombie Banks

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