Zombies, Ponies, and Toothbrushes
As Dave Barry mentioned at RNC in Tampa, in “GOP Convention day one all about humanizing Mitt Romney”:
he’s easy to spot, because he wears a large rubber boot on his head
And sure enough the following week, Nick O’Malley spotted him at the DNC “Zombie power: conventions bring out the fringe:
Vermin Supreme’s platform includes a pony for every family, zombie power and strictly enforced tooth-brushing laws.