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Algeria’s “zombie-esque President”

Al Jazeera America: “Algeria slouches toward its elections” by Hannah Armstrong:

Algeria is stuck in a rut. The country is embarrassed by being corralled into accepting a fourth term for a leader few think is fit to serve as head of state. … The aging politico-military elite, best embodied by the zombie-esque President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, must eventually give way to other forces…

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So the president is “zombie-esque” because he continued into a fourth term but note also in the conclusion:

The tragic interpretation of Algerian history — which, when taught in local schools, begins with the revolution — is that each new power repeats the mistakes of the old.

This kind of repetition, “doomed to repeat the mistakes of its past”, is also zombie-esque.

Boyes: “zombie Soviet Union”

TheTimes: “The rational Putin has to rein in the mad one” by Roger Boyes:

Russia has become a prime exporter of chaos. Its subversive use of the rent-a-mob in the townships of eastern Ukraine shows the Kremlin is now ready to manipulate national identity, contest international frontiers and upset the post-Cold War order — in the name of what? A new Greater Russia? Reviving the zombie Soviet Union?

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Mr. Boyes is British and has been The Times foreign correspondent for 35 years in Berlin giving him a close perspective on the Soviet Union. Maybe it also makes him a zombie?

See also other ZombieLaw on Russia, or Putin, or the Cold War.

Meanwhile, Tilda Swinton who plays a vampire hipster in Jim Jarmusch’s new movie, has recently called Putin a vampire, see Moviefone: “Tilda Swinton’s Dig at Russian President Vladimir Putin Is Worthy of Your Attention” by Jenni Miller. Putin’s wife also called him that – see MoscowTimes:”Lyudmila Putina Once Called Her Husband a Vampire“.

Tear gas used on students

WesternHerald: “‘Worst pain ever’: Students describe tear gas incident” by Hannah Ball:

Tear gas was released into a crowd of over 2,000 students on April 12 after police received several disturbance complaints near Western Michigan University and the crowd became hostile, according to a press release from the Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety.

One of the participants of the “House Crawl” event was WMU student Gino Borri who said he saw an estimate of 20 police officers in riot gear near Lafayette Street.

“It was crazy. The entire block was covered in tear gas. It looked like an airborne virus from a zombie movie or something,” Borri said.

Borri is also a rapper who goes by the name ‘Gino The Ghost’ and another article in the Western Herald also by Hannah Ball reported on his performance at SXSW.

So I guess we can hope that there will be some interesting music written about this experience, but damn, did they really need to break out tear gas on a bunch of drunk college kids? What is this country coming to?

UPDATE3: Nightmare sentenced -and more zombie drug criminals

HeraldPaladium: “Mask-wearing robber gets minimum 6-year sentence” By Scott Aiken is an update on the case of Martin Hinrichs, also known as “Nightmare”:

Coloma man who used a pellet gun and wore a zombie mask to hold up a gas station was sentenced Monday to a minimum prison term of six years.

Recall this story from previous ZombieLaw posts (the APB on FB, the arrest in Florida, and the plea)

Hopefully Mr. Hinrichs will receive some drug counseling in prison and maybe some job training. It would be really sad if the next update on this case is when he gets out and commits another crime, but really is the system expecting anything different? He has a juvenile record and is apparently a drug addict. How can we help people like this? Is there any chance that he could one day work as a Wesco instead of robbing it?

Meanwhile another “zombie” has been arrest for burglary in the UK, see HullDailyMail: “‘Zombie’ burglar Andrew Steeley from Hull jailed for stealing from home of cancer patient“:

A prolific burglar who had been released from prison on licence stole from the home of a cancer patient as she slept in the living room. Drug-fuelled Andrew Steeley, 34, was like a “zombie” when he entered a bungalow …

So again, this “zombie” is a recidivist on drugs.

Ok, so back to prison for these drug addicts? Is that really the only solution? And once there, maybe let’s put them on more drugs – see CBC: “Prisoners given powerful drugs off-label, allegedly to ‘control behaviour’” by Timothy Sawa:

“The one thing with prison is that they like to heavily medicate people, and I’m a prime example,” one of the women interviewed for the study said. “Seroquel, stuff like that. I was on a lot of medications. I was a walking zombie. I could not function. I do not remember half of my time.”

Something is wrong with this system!

Rush Limbaugh Zombie

Rush Limbaugh: “Conformity and Control Is Behind Junk Analyses & Diagnoses of Our Kids“:

Baby Boom parents want to do right by their kids, and here come medical authorities, “Oh, yeah, we’ve identified a problem, ADD.”

“Well, what’s the cure?”

“Well, we’ll give your kid a drug to calm him down, turn him into a zombie. Won’t pull any girls’ pigtails and is gonna sit quietly and learn the lesson.” It turns him into daydreamer, and so then they create another disorder to deal with the zombie that they created. Sluggish cognitive tempo, characterized by lethargy, daydreaming, and slow mental process. Do you realize how many people that could sweep up? Do you daydream? … It’s a psychological disorder.

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Well, if anyone should know about prescription medications turning people into zombies, I guess it would be Rush. Here he’s talking about ADHD medications but pain killers are also reported to have this effect.

Also recall Channing Tatum referred to ADHD medication zombies.

And again this relates to zombie education and high stakes testing.

Limbaugh’s appeal to daydreamers is somewhat ironic because he considers himself a conservative.

“All power to the imagination!” was a slogan of the Situationist International during their anti-Capitalist activities in Paris 1968. Presumably, Limbaugh does not share many political ideals with those Marxists, but then again, maybe there is a way to read Limbaugh as a form of Theater of the Oppressed? After all, he is nothing if not spectacle but he speaks as if he is trying to reawaken some kind of more authentic life. Too bad the Brecht Forum is closing, maybe they could have had a panel about it, but their last scheduled event is a workshop on TO so maybe there’s still time to examine this.

No Zombie Left Behind

WCFcourier: “Feds drop ‘F-bomb’ on Iowa schools; ‘zombie’ law blamed” by Mike Wiser quotes Ann Hyslop, a policy analyst with the New America Foundation:

“No one ever thought (No Child Left Behind) would be around this long in the way it was originally written,” she said. “I’ve even heard it referred to as a ‘zombie.’”

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Is NCLB a zombie? Is educational testing making zombies of us all?

See more Zombie Education or more Zombie Iowa

Zombie Milhouse is not a meme?

On tonight’s new episode of “The Simpsons”, Season 25, Episode 18, episode title: “Days of Future Future“, set in the future, Lisa is doing volunteer work for the undead, dishing out vegan brains for vegan zombies (“zegans”). Milhouse gets bit and starts to become a zombie. A cyberpunk-style Dr. Hibbert has a series of treatments that will cure him, but Lisa likes Milhouse better as a zombie; he stands up to bullies and since he doesn’t breathe, doesn’t have an asthma attack.

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So, the big question: is zombie Milhouse a meme? See KnowYourMeme: “Milhouse is Not a Meme“.


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