Stephen Colbert: Zombies are Intellectual Elites – Brains!
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“It makes sense that zombies would be attracted to science,” he said. “I mean, they’re intellectual elites. All they care about is braaaaaiiiiiinnnnns.”
Stephen Colbert finally broke the late-night zombie embargo. “Folks, you know that I do not flinch at unpleasantness,” he began. “But even I have been willfully ignoring a terrifying trend dominating the news.”
After playing a montage of news reports about the spate of grisly crimes that inspired the zombie meme, Colbert joked, “Cannibalism is the hot new trend. And you thought sagging pants were annoying?”
Stephen Colbert is questioning the government agencies flip-flopping stance on the existence of the walking dead and has a developed new theory: The CDC has been taken over by zombies!